happy 49th birthday joanne rowling! [31 july 1965]

31 Jul 16:23 pm with 3,761 notes


on a scale from 1 - 10 how stupid is that i am smiling in these photos after almost tearing down listening to hurt by johnny cash 2 seconds ago?

31 Jul 16:23 pm with 36 notes
sollixfaptor said:
i would thank jkr for giving me an escape; i grew up bouncing between two abusive homes and harry potter was the one world i could really lose myself in, especially since harry came from an abusive situation as well. it made me believe, even as i grew older, that anyone could become strong and important in spite of how hard others tried to hold them down.
31 Jul 04:18 am with 140 notes

Happy Birthday to Harry Potter, the boy who lived!

31 Jul 04:18 am with 121 notes








BOND is a tiny touch module. It can be a pendant or a bracelet but it comes in pairs. You keep one and you give one to a friend. When you touch it, your friend feels it. No matter where they are on the planet. We don’t do tweets, we do tickles.

we need this

gonna put it on my dick


This is actually so cool because some people wear bracelets and necklaces and things as comfort items. I used to wear a necklace from my grandma to remind me of her and I would touch the pendant on it when I was feeling down or stressed. So imagine (if she were still alive), every time I did that she would know I was thinking of her, drawing strength from her.

And then imagine poking it and the other person feels it and pokes back and you end up in a real life facebook poke war.

I would send messages in morse code

magine you and your best friend have one. When the friend dies, he/she is buried with the bracelet. A couple weeks later, you feel someone touch your wrist.

Well this escalated from cool tech to perverted hilarity to something heartfelt then finally something out a creepypasta

31 Jul 04:15 am with 421,071 notes





things said in majority of movies:

  • "she’s not just some girl!"
  • "I should have told you this a long time ago."
  • "I’m not a little girl anymore!!"
  • "but I love him!!"

-“You’re giving up your dream!”
  “No dad, I’m giving up YOUR dream.”

"I knew your father. He was a good man."

*girl walks downstairs*

Guy: Wow… you look… great.

30 Jul 16:34 pm with 429,474 notes

Q u e e n you shall be…”

30 Jul 16:31 pm with 1,052 notes


Galileo’s sketches from Sidereus Nuncius (1610), the first published scientific work based on observations made through a telescope

30 Jul 16:31 pm with 15,332 notes


"It’s my first time here. I wanted to come to - you know you don’t go to Comic Con without going down on the floor and seeing it all, and so the way I came up with doing that was Spider-Man." - Daniel Radcliffe at the 2014 SDCC

30 Jul 09:47 am with 92,226 notes
  • what she says: i'm fine
  • what she means: i'm gay for natalie dormer
  • 30 Jul 09:45 am with 5,304 notes



    I get the most flack from anybody but I don’t do anything illegal.

    She’s not a bad person. You see she cursed and apologized for it. She’s obviously still adorable, and hasn’t gone full blown crazy.

    Yo I’ve got a lot of time for Miley as a person, even if i’m not a huge fan of her performance ethics- she seems like a nice enough girl.

    30 Jul 09:45 am with 269,544 notes


    this is what I mean by it shouldn’t be any different the other way round

    30 Jul 09:41 am with 53,026 notes





    gamers dont take hot showers

    they take image-y ones


    Don’t tell them. Don’t you dare tell them.

    30 Jul 09:40 am with 163,699 notes